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by sixpence ^Pro @ Friday, 23. Feb, 2007 – 09:21:32

I hereby recount for your amusement the moment I told morelearning of his impending fatherhood.

Sixpence: How are you feeling this morning, darling?
Morelearning: I'm fine thanks. You?
Sixpence: I'm on a bit of a headfuck.
Morelearning: [immediately full of kind concern] Why so, my love? Talk to me.
Sixpence: I think I might be pregnant.
Morelearning: Oh. Gosh.
[Long pause]
Morelearning: So... who do you think the father is?

He has almost recovered from his bruises.
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- LandersUK
- http://www.iamlanders.com
- Friday, 23. Feb, 2007 @ 09:23:44
I'd have killed him!
- - sixpence ^Pro
  - Friday, 23. Feb, 2007 @ 09:27:21
  Fortunately I am becoming accustomed to morelearning's, shall we say, "quirky" sense of humour. I actually rolled around laughing for about 10 minutes. It still makes me giggle now.
  - - LandersUK
    - http://www.iamlanders.com
    - Friday, 23. Feb, 2007 @ 09:59:11
    I'd have still killed him!
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- Old-Nick ^Pro
- Friday, 23. Feb, 2007 @ 09:26:33
I would have been tempted to say, "Who is the father, anyone you know?"

But I'm a git.
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- Friday, 23. Feb, 2007 @ 09:27:50
hahahahah!!

That man is a ~~comedy genius!~~ bounder!!
- - sixpence ^Pro
  - Friday, 23. Feb, 2007 @ 09:31:15
  He is indeed. And a cad also.
  
  But ~~bloody good in bed~~ very charming with it.
  - - deleted user (Visitor)
    - Friday, 23. Feb, 2007 @ 09:35:57
    *snigger*
    
    (wooo!, go you!)
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- Friday, 23. Feb, 2007 @ 09:51:34
So...

Who is it?
- - sixpence ^Pro
  - Friday, 23. Feb, 2007 @ 09:54:15
  Search me, I dunno.
  - - Juzzzy
    - http://juzzzy.blog.co.uk
    - Friday, 23. Feb, 2007 @ 09:59:52
    Bastard.
    
    He beat me to it.
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- Friday, 23. Feb, 2007 @ 10:01:53
*gasp!*

Perhaps?

Could it be?

Immaculate Coneception?

Behold!

He is risen!

//Messiah!//

*falls to ground in abject worship*

The Virgin Sixpence!
- - sixpence ^Pro
  - Friday, 23. Feb, 2007 @ 11:26:18
  The Virgin Sixpence... now that's the funniest thing I've heard in a while
  
  Anyway.......... he's not the Messiah. He's a VERY NAUGHTY BOY!!!
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- morelearning
- Friday, 23. Feb, 2007 @ 10:30:42
DD So...

Who is it?

JD Bastard.

He beat me to it.

ML And me....
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- Friday, 23. Feb, 2007 @ 13:10:24
That ML is a whacky japester

My ex always used to deadpan.. 'I hate to break it to you, but you're not the mother of my children!'

*gasp*
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