Dear Mr Bond. Andy Bond.
I would like to complain about the trajectory of your Asda Sensitive liquid soap.
I chose this product as contrary to popular belief I am in fact very Sensitive and a Delicate Little Flower.
However when I depress the pump action pump thing, the Asda Sensitive Liquid Soap shoots approx. 22cm above my expectant palm and splatters into the front of the sink, whence it is Wasted. This wastage costs me approx. 0.07p a shot leaving me no better off than if I had bought my Sensitive handwash from J Sainsbury Esq.
There are some occasions where I quite enjoy seeing white gunky stuff shoot over my wrists with such enthusiasm but that is entirely beside the point.
I was previously accustomed to purchasing Simple handwash for delicate little flowers and the trajectory of this product was far more appropriate, dropping like soapy nectar into my waiting hand.
Please review the pump action of your pump thing with the manufacturers and consider installing a less Vigorous projection device.
Yours damply
Ms Sixpence.
Other things that have annoyed me today:
1) The lyric "Before he speak his suit bespoke".
2) Thomas the Tank Engine on TV twice in one morning. Doesn't the little f*cker ever shut up?
And now I am late for my exercise class. It's all Bond's fault.
2008-05-19 @ 10:59