Taf, this morning:
"My mummy says step mummies aren't nice like normal mummies".
No, Parsley's ex, I just look after your 3 year old son EVERY WEEKEND while you go out nightclubbing in Coventry, and stay out all night with your boyfriend, leaving your 15 year old daughter on her own, and I have never said ONE negative word about you to your son that would undermine you, although God knows I've been tempted to, and clearly I'm not afforded the same courtesy in return, but as long as we're all clear that it's ME that's not nice, that's fine.
Perhaps it's her that needs to be given the poisoned apple !
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