Just over a year ago, Parsley and I invested in a brand new bed.
No cheap tat, either. Solid wood frame, built to last, that sort of thing.
Except that last night - while Parsley and I were, er, relaxing together - this happened.

Oops.
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@ Friday, 06. Jun, 2008 – 10:09:47
Just over a year ago, Parsley and I invested in a brand new bed.
No cheap tat, either. Solid wood frame, built to last, that sort of thing.
Except that last night - while Parsley and I were, er, relaxing together - this happened.

Oops.
at least you can show off about having a bed that's still in one piece to sleep on tonight!
Urgh.
Parental porn.
Don't you know you're not supposed to do it anymore, you hateful, hateful pair?
I've always thought my pair were quite nice....
oh. I see what you mean.
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Well if you will insist on going on top, dear. ![]()
Cheeky monkey.
Anyway - he likes it when I insist. ![]()
And I've heard you're very insistent.
Without wishing to give TKK any material, I WAS pushing the other way.
(*blush*)
Too late - you'll have set him off now.
I don't see how I can possibly be blamed for "the incident".
Although it was my side of the bed that collapsed. Clearly due to repetitive strain from my excessive weight.
*sighs*
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It is late o'clock.
I am heading for the sofa, feeling bedless but otherwise VERY satisfied.
"I can't wait to blog this!" she says.
I want to blush but I am unable too.

Put some books under it...
Now you're just showing off
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