Following my previous jubilant post I can now report that we had internet access for a total of 3.5 hours before it disappeared again.

Currently logging on at local library with cold feet (literally - I have not just hired a dvd copy of a 90s tv series) and a mouse which is attached to the right hand side of the desk when I am LEFT HANDED.

How glad am I that I did NOT kiss the BT man when I mistakenly thought our broadband problems had been resolved. I would feel so cheap now!

Anyway... engineer no.3 believes it's our router so we await a new one, without any real conviction that the diagnosis is correct.

7 minutes left on my library log-in.

I wrote some rude words then, but was forced to delete them as I feared an alarm may sound on the library network and I would be bodily hoisted from this cr*ppy desk by a middle-aged librarian. But enough of my private fantasies.

5 minutes left.