You thought I was coming over all romantic then, didn't you?

Whereas what I actually meant was, we finally got hacked off with our ISP and I drove down to pc world with Smudgeroonie on Tuesday and despite the poor customer service...

{FLASHBACK, WAVY LINES ETC. TRANSPORTING YOU BACK TO TUESDAY}
Six: [holding one box which says 'ADSL Gateway' and one box which says 'ADSL Gateway with Speedbooster' but is a fiver cheaper] Excuse me, Mr. PC World, but please could you explain to me the difference between these two products?
Mr. PC World: Ah. Well what it is, you see, is that this one has got a speed booster.
Sixy: Riiiiiiiight. Actually, I can read too!
Mr. PC World: [defensively] I'm supposed to be on tills!!
{BRIEF INTERLUDE}
Security Guard: Please calm down, madam. I shall find someone with half a brain else to come and assist you.
{WAVY LINES ETC. BRING YOU BACK TO PRESENT DAY}

...I did manage to purchase said router (with speed booster) and after several hours of problematic installation...

{WAVY LINES... YOU GET THE PICTURE}
Six: Why did you press the button, Parsley? WHY? WHY?
{WAVY.......ETC}

...I can report that at precisely midnight on Tuesday/Wednesday, we once again entered the realms of cyberspace.

Thank God (or more accurately, Parsley, still my hero and with added brownie points for tidying the whole house and putting the new toilet seat on) for that.