lardy cow
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I am too fat for my thin clothes from sixpence Pro 365 days old
and too thin for my fat clothes. This essentially means that NONE of my clothes fit any more and I have had a 'don't know what to wear' crisis every ...
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Mindless burbling. from sixpence Pro 1235 days old
YesterdayI never quite made it to funI got lost on the wayBut then I met up with fantasticAnd that was fantasticAye ladDid wheat puns on the phone with ...
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fit bird from sixpence Pro 1296 days old
Dragged meself to exercise class. Not been fer bloody ages. It's blinkin hot tonight and I need to get some decent exercise gear instead of slaggy ...
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Lardy cow? from sixpence Pro 1300 days old
Mothers. Last night at dinner Mr Sixpence says something about he’d better not have second helpings, and Mummy Sixpence says, “Oh I don’t think you ...
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Yummy, Yummy, In My Tummy from sixpence Pro 1305 days old
How exciting!!!!!!! The doorbell goes, and there's a man with a large package, which is always a welcome sight. He asks for me by my maiden name, ...
