smudge

Chauvinism for beginners from sixpence ^Pro 30 days old

This morning, 8.45 am Me: Would you like your Oatibix now, Smudge? Smudge: Yes! Me: Yes, please. Smudge: (looks scornful and points towards door) ...

first day from sixpence ^Pro 79 days old

Bless'em Twee Nursery 2-3 years handover slip: Smudger, 2nd Sept 2009 Meals: Fruit Loaf snack (Tried). Shepards [sic] Pie, Peas + Gravy (Ate all). 'Smudge ...

Love actually from sixpence ^Pro 87 days old

Child gets into bed with Mummy and Daddy. Smudge: Move! Mummy: No, we don't say 'Move', do we? Smudge: Bouncing! Mummy: No, you can't bounce on ...

Cutesy baby post, yadda yadda yadda from sixpence ^Pro 172 days old

So sue me. Highlights of half term: At the Space Centre, watching a fantastic digital media projection of the world turning on the domed sreen above ...

Oui, oui from sixpence ^Pro 183 days old

Smudge's rapidly increasing language skills have now extended to the three-word sentence. I know this because yesterday morning, from behind the privacy ...

The evils of predictive text from sixpence ^Pro 193 days old

My text message to Smudge's new/temporary childminder: Pls give him smack & drink b4 his nap

babytalk from sixpence ^Pro 213 days old

For some time now I have been studying the communication habits of the species 'one and a half year old'. I have now managed to develop a rudimentary ...

Units - they all add up. from sixpence ^Pro 290 days old

Little Smudge has started opening the door of our drinks cupboard every day and doing a sort of baby counting (doo, fee, orr ) of the bottles therein. Is ...

Having the snip from sixpence ^Pro 293 days old

My baby boy had his first ever haircut today. He was very brave and sat on Daddy's knee and held my finger and barely made a whimper as the nice man ...

Cupboard love from sixpence ^Pro 297 days old

Anyone seen the baby?